You are probably thinking, "Duh, tell me something I didn't know." 

Over the last few days, I've come to several unusual realizations:

• I have 8 kinds of vinegar in my house (apple cider, white, red wine, white wine, rice wine, sherry, balsamic, and raspberry balsmaic).  There's nothing normal about that.
• I have enough ribbon to stretch the length of a football field — and back.  Yet still, I bought almost 200 more yards last week.
• This morning, I made a list of the lists I need to make.

Somehow, I think I should go home, have a cup of hot chocolate, and read a novel.