So, what do an elf's new year's resolutions look like? I make more resolutions than most folks, because they are less resolutions than goals. I'll share my goals here (though I will keep some private):

1. Take 2 minutes off my 5k time.
2. Bake bread from scratch.
3. Can at least 4 separate foods.
4. Complete at least 1 household project a month.
5. Create an updated will.
6. Decrease my diet soda consumption (I will have decreasing limits each quarter).
7. Do 4 things I've always wanted to do.
8. Don't let any Netflix disc celebrate a one-month birthday in my house.
9. In season (March-October), visit a farmer's market at least once a month.
10. Do at least some stretching and functional exercise once a week.
11. Save a specified amount of money. (I'll do this by making a specific transfer to savings at the first paycheck of the month. Money moved to mutual funds, CDs, and an IRA counts as saved.)
12. Begin to use the beauty products I've collected.
13. Make dates to catch up with 6 friends I haven't seen for a while.
14. Weigh no more on December 31st than I weigh on January 1st.