So, you're off to a Halloween party tonight.  What are you wearing?  If you haven't decided yet, here are a few last-minute ideas that you can put together relatively quickly and inexpensively (and a bit more modest than Adam and Eve!):

• Go as a Primary Candidate. Where a blue suit and a red tie (no tie if you're female) and put a small American flag pin in your lapel. Don't answer any question directly. You're done — and you'll probably poll better than at least one actual candidate.
• Go as a decent person in "The Walking Dead." Where whatever you have handy around the house, just pin a huge target to your chest.
• Go as the Sandman (Woman): Wear your pajamas and slippers (bonus points for a nightcap) and carry a jar filled with sand. (Take the jar out of your recycling bin and fill with sand from the craft store.)
• Go as a pirate: dark pants, boots if you have them, the loosest white shirt you have (or one from the thrift store that's a size or 2 too big), some random colorful scarves as belts and a bandana, one hoop earring, an eye patch if you can find one. You might be able to find a toy sword in the toy section of a big box store (or even a dollar store), lots of eye liner.