If you will be alone at Christmas and you do not want to be, it's time for my annual elf offer.

Before noon on Christmas Eve, send an email to chiefelf at aol dot com wth your cell number and I will call you on Christmas Day to chat for a bit.  (It might be a good idea to le me know what time zone you are in.) Unfortunately, this offer is limited to the US, but I really will call.

Merry Christmas.